Hello marvelous deviant that I just met today. I would like to personally thank you for taking the time out a few days ago to watch me. You see, I deeply admire and appreciate my watchers and the only way that I can show how sincere I am is to write to a viciously long and awkward letter to express my deepest love for you.
So, I see you are one who appreciates art? Well my friend, the real piece of art here is you. Walking eye candy strolling tall down the streets of the ugly and bitter. Absolute perfection, this is what you are. No portrait in the world could capture all of the endearing essence you hold. With out a doubt your beauty mystifies crowds more than the Mona Lisa. If I were going to do an artistic tour around the world, you would definitely be one of the few people at my side, for you shall always be the greatest inspiration in my eyes.
Please continue to make great strides in the future! As I know you will, and have an absolutely terrific day, as you deserve!